9 Year Old Steals Car From His Kidnappers October 09 2013
This kid rocks!!! Assuming this isn't a new urban myth...
Robbers held up a 9-year-old child and his mom as they drove through Haikou (China). They pulled the mother out and threw her to the curb, then drove away.
Two hours later, the police received a report that a small boy had crashed a car into an agricultural vehicle:
"Yang, a witness to the second incident, said: "A small boy got out of the car with his hands shaking and said: 'Some people stole my mom's car, and I drove it away when they weren't paying attention'."
[ Ananova ]